A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes letra

Girl, I know things haven’t always been so easy for you
Kids were mean
And your daddy walked right out the door, too
Maybe we should have a session
Address your anxiety and depression
‘Cause I got a funny feeling if we do

Baby, you can kiss
All your childhood traumas goodbye
You‛re never gonna miss
All that stress, you’ve been keeping inside
All your psychological problems
Girl, we’re gonna solve them
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We’re also a team of licensed mental health professionals

We’ll help you understand the reasons
That your mom made you sad
And why every man you date is just a
Stand-in for your dad
You’ll stop revisiting your fears
Once we wipe away your tears
Trust us, girl
Your prognosis isn’t bad

Baby, you can kiss
All your unexplained symptoms goodbye!
You’re never gonna miss
All those nightmares in which you tend to die!
We’ll get you through those developmental stages
That you’ve been stuck in for ages
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We’re also a team of nationally recognized
Mental health professionals
Trained in cognitive
Behavioral therapy with specialties in
Personality and sleep disorders
And love!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Letras

• (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
• A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
• A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
• After Everything You Made Me do
• Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
• Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
• Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
• Back In Action
• Buttload Of Cats
• California Christmastime
• Clean Up On Aisle 4
• Cold Showers
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
• Dear Joshua Felix Chan
• Don't Be a Lawyer
• Don’t Settle For Me
• Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
• Duh!
• Elated Vagina Metaphor
• Eleven O’clock
• End Of The Movie (Reprise)
• Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
• Etta Mae’s Lament
• Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
• Face Your Fears (Reprise)
• Farewell, Fair Mustache
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
• First Penis I Saw
• Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
• Flooded With Justice
• Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
• Forget It
• Friendtopia
• George’s Turn
• Get Your Ass Out Of My House
• Gettin' Bi
• Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
• Greg’s Drinking Song
• Group Hang
• Group Hang [Demo]
• Having a Few People Over
• Heavy Boobs
• Hello, Nice To Meet You
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
• His Status Is... Preferred
• Horny Angry Tango
• How To Clean Up
• Hungry Vagina Metaphor
• I Could If I Wanted To
• I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
• I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
• I Gave You a UTI
• I Give Good Parent
• I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
• I Hate Everything But You
• I Have Friends
• I Have Friends (Demo)
• I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
• I Want to Be a Child Star
• I'm a Good Person
• I'm The Villain In My Own Story
• I’m In a Sexy French Depression
• I’m Just a Boy In Love
• I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
• I’m So Good At Yoga
• I’m So Happy 4 U
• I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
• I’ve Always Never Believed in You
• I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
• If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
• It Was A Shit Show
• Itchy Vagina Metaphor
• JAP Battle
• Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
• Let Me Be in Your Show
• Let's Generalize About Men
• Let's Have Intercourse
• Love Kernels
• Love’s Not a Game
• Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
• Makey Makeover
• Man Nap
• Maybe I’m Just Broken
• Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
• Maybe This Dream
• My Friend’s Dad
• My Sperm Is Healthy
• No One Else Is Singing My Song
• Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
• Oh My God I Think I Like You
• One Indescribable Instant
• One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
• Our Twisted Fate
• Period Sex
• Ping Pong Girl
• Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
• Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
• Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• Remember That We Suffered
• Research Me Obsessively
• Romantic Moments
• Santa Ana Wind
• Scary Scary Sexy Lady
• Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
• Settle For Her
• Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
• Settle For Me (Reprise)
• Sex With a Stranger
• Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
• Slow Motion
• Slow Motion (Reprise)
• So Maternal
• Sports Analogies
• Strip Away My Conscience
• Stuck In The Bathroom
• The Buzzing From The Bathroom
• The Cringe
• The Darkness
• The End Of The Movie
• The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
• The Math Of Love Quadrangles
• The Math of Love Triangles
• The Miracle Of Birth
• The Moment Is Me
• The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
• The Tick Tock Clock
• There’s No Bathroom
• This Is My Movement
• This Session Is Going To Be Different
• This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
• Thought Bubbles
• Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
• Time to Seize the Day
• Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
• Trent Is Getting Ready Song
• Triceratops Ballet
• We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
• We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
• We Tapped That Ass
• We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
• West Covina (Final Reprise)
• West Covina (Reprise)
• West Covina (Second Reprise)
• West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
• What a Rush to Be a Bride
• What U Missed While U Were Popular
• What's Your Story?
• What’ll It Be?
• What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
• Where Is The Rock?
• Where's Rebecca Bunch?
• Where’s the Bathroom?
• Who’s The New Guy?
• Without Love You Can Save The World
• Women Gotta Stick Together
• You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
• You Go First
• You Stupid Bitch
• You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
• You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)