Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian) letra

Oh, hello there, folks!
Didn't see you there
My name is not important
But there's somethin' about me
That you should know

I'm an apple man
I'm an apple man
No other fruit can do quite what an apple can
Toss me that apple, Stan
'Cause I'm an apple man

They're marvelous in the morning
They're lovely late at night
They're delectable in the daytime
An apple always tastes just right

So you can keep your banana
In your pineapple cabana
I'd never be caught
Chompin' on a kumquat
Tell that to your friend, Susannah
From Tallahassee to Spokane
From Madagascar to Japan
I'm sticking to my one-fruit plan
'Cause I'm a Gala Red Delicious Cortland Fuji McIntosh Granny Smith Ambrosia apple man

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Letras

• (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
• A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
• A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
• After Everything You Made Me do
• Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
• Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
• Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
• Back In Action
• Buttload Of Cats
• California Christmastime
• Clean Up On Aisle 4
• Cold Showers
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
• Dear Joshua Felix Chan
• Don't Be a Lawyer
• Don’t Settle For Me
• Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
• Duh!
• Elated Vagina Metaphor
• Eleven O’clock
• End Of The Movie (Reprise)
• Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
• Etta Mae’s Lament
• Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
• Face Your Fears (Reprise)
• Farewell, Fair Mustache
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
• First Penis I Saw
• Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
• Flooded With Justice
• Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
• Forget It
• Friendtopia
• George’s Turn
• Get Your Ass Out Of My House
• Gettin' Bi
• Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
• Greg’s Drinking Song
• Group Hang
• Group Hang [Demo]
• Having a Few People Over
• Heavy Boobs
• Hello, Nice To Meet You
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
• His Status Is... Preferred
• Horny Angry Tango
• How To Clean Up
• Hungry Vagina Metaphor
• I Could If I Wanted To
• I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
• I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
• I Gave You a UTI
• I Give Good Parent
• I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
• I Hate Everything But You
• I Have Friends
• I Have Friends (Demo)
• I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
• I Want to Be a Child Star
• I'm a Good Person
• I'm The Villain In My Own Story
• I’m In a Sexy French Depression
• I’m Just a Boy In Love
• I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
• I’m So Good At Yoga
• I’m So Happy 4 U
• I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
• I’ve Always Never Believed in You
• I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
• If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
• It Was A Shit Show
• Itchy Vagina Metaphor
• JAP Battle
• Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
• Let Me Be in Your Show
• Let's Generalize About Men
• Let's Have Intercourse
• Love Kernels
• Love’s Not a Game
• Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
• Makey Makeover
• Man Nap
• Maybe I’m Just Broken
• Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
• Maybe This Dream
• My Friend’s Dad
• My Sperm Is Healthy
• No One Else Is Singing My Song
• Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
• Oh My God I Think I Like You
• One Indescribable Instant
• One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
• Our Twisted Fate
• Period Sex
• Ping Pong Girl
• Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
• Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
• Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• Remember That We Suffered
• Research Me Obsessively
• Romantic Moments
• Santa Ana Wind
• Scary Scary Sexy Lady
• Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
• Settle For Her
• Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
• Settle For Me (Reprise)
• Sex With a Stranger
• Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
• Slow Motion
• Slow Motion (Reprise)
• So Maternal
• Sports Analogies
• Strip Away My Conscience
• Stuck In The Bathroom
• The Buzzing From The Bathroom
• The Cringe
• The Darkness
• The End Of The Movie
• The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
• The Math Of Love Quadrangles
• The Math of Love Triangles
• The Miracle Of Birth
• The Moment Is Me
• The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
• The Tick Tock Clock
• There’s No Bathroom
• This Is My Movement
• This Session Is Going To Be Different
• This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
• Thought Bubbles
• Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
• Time to Seize the Day
• Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
• Trent Is Getting Ready Song
• Triceratops Ballet
• We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
• We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
• We Tapped That Ass
• We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
• West Covina (Final Reprise)
• West Covina (Reprise)
• West Covina (Second Reprise)
• West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
• What a Rush to Be a Bride
• What U Missed While U Were Popular
• What's Your Story?
• What’ll It Be?
• What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
• Where Is The Rock?
• Where's Rebecca Bunch?
• Where’s the Bathroom?
• Who’s The New Guy?
• Without Love You Can Save The World
• Women Gotta Stick Together
• You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
• You Go First
• You Stupid Bitch
• You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
• You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)