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The Miracle Of Birth letra
Of all the mystery and wonder
And beauty on this earth
Nothing can compare to
The miracle of birth
Well your cervix has been closed
And plugged with mucus
But soon that viscous plug
Will be discharged
It’s called ‘bloody show
And explosive diarrhea
Means that labor's drawing nearer
And those sharp painful contractions
Cause your cervix to enlarge
Beautiful!
Then you race your ass
Over to the hospital
Where they’ll strap you in
For the hell ride of your life
It’s what your body’s made for
You’ll soon be in so much pain
That you’ll probably exclaim
Please just kill me now
Doctor, doula, or midwife
Tear, tear, tear
Goes your vagina!
Never will it be
Its cute little self again
But the good news is
If you have a few more kids
The rest will basically
Plop right out
After hours and hours
Of utter torture
You may poop yourself and/or
Throw up as you bear down
Cause you’re a goddess!
And though you’ve never
Been this tired—Wait!
Here comes the ring of fire
That’s your vagina bursting
Into flames as the head
Starts to crown
Burn, burn, burn
Goes your vagina!
And you’ll curse and scream
Until you hear a cry!
It’s your baby!
And oops! There it went-a
That was the placenta
Which you must expel
Or you will surely die!
When it’s all over they place
The baby on your breast
You may be happy for a moment
But then for months you’ll be depressed
'Cause you’ve wrecked your life and body
You’ll think what’s it really worth?
All that for the miracle of birth!
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- After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
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- Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
- Back In Action
- Buttload Of Cats
- California Christmastime
- Clean Up On Aisle 4
- Cold Showers
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
- Dear Joshua Felix Chan
- Don't Be a Lawyer
- Don’t Settle For Me
- Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
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- End Of The Movie (Reprise)
- Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
- Etta Mae’s Lament
- Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
- Face Your Fears (Reprise)
- Farewell, Fair Mustache
- Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
- Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
- First Penis I Saw
- Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
- Flooded With Justice
- Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
- Forget It
- Friendtopia
- George’s Turn
- Get Your Ass Out Of My House
- Gettin' Bi
- Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
- Greg’s Drinking Song
- Group Hang
- Group Hang [Demo]
- Having a Few People Over
- Heavy Boobs
- Hello, Nice To Meet You
- Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
- Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
- His Status Is... Preferred
- Horny Angry Tango
- How To Clean Up
- Hungry Vagina Metaphor
- I Could If I Wanted To
- I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
- I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
- I Gave You a UTI
- I Give Good Parent
- I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
- I Hate Everything But You
- I Have Friends
- I Have Friends (Demo)
- I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
- I Want to Be a Child Star
- I'm a Good Person
- I'm The Villain In My Own Story
- I’m In a Sexy French Depression
- I’m Just a Boy In Love
- I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
- I’m So Good At Yoga
- I’m So Happy 4 U
- I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
- I’ve Always Never Believed in You
- I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
- If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
- It Was A Shit Show
- Itchy Vagina Metaphor
- JAP Battle
- Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
- Let Me Be in Your Show
- Let's Generalize About Men
- Let's Have Intercourse
- Love Kernels
- Love’s Not a Game
- Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
- Makey Makeover
- Man Nap
- Maybe I’m Just Broken
- Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
- Maybe This Dream
- My Friend’s Dad
- My Sperm Is Healthy
- No One Else Is Singing My Song
- Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
- Oh My God I Think I Like You
- One Indescribable Instant
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- Our Twisted Fate
- Period Sex
- Ping Pong Girl
- Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
- Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
- Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
- Remember That We Suffered
- Research Me Obsessively
- Romantic Moments
- Santa Ana Wind
- Scary Scary Sexy Lady
- Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
- Settle For Her
- Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
- Settle For Me (Reprise)
- Sex With a Stranger
- Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
- Slow Motion
- Slow Motion (Reprise)
- So Maternal
- Sports Analogies
- Strip Away My Conscience
- Stuck In The Bathroom
- The Buzzing From The Bathroom
- The Cringe
- The Darkness
- The End Of The Movie
- The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
- The Math Of Love Quadrangles
- The Math of Love Triangles
- The Miracle Of Birth
- The Moment Is Me
- The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
- The Tick Tock Clock
- There’s No Bathroom
- This Is My Movement
- This Session Is Going To Be Different
- This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
- Thought Bubbles
- Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
- Time to Seize the Day
- Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
- Trent Is Getting Ready Song
- Triceratops Ballet
- We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
- We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
- We Tapped That Ass
- We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
- West Covina (Final Reprise)
- West Covina (Reprise)
- West Covina (Second Reprise)
- West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
- What a Rush to Be a Bride
- What U Missed While U Were Popular
- What's Your Story?
- What’ll It Be?
- What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
- Where Is The Rock?
- Where's Rebecca Bunch?
- Where’s the Bathroom?
- Who’s The New Guy?
- Without Love You Can Save The World
- Women Gotta Stick Together
- You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
- You Go First
- You Stupid Bitch
- You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
- You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)
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