Greg’s Drinking Song letra

[Greg]
Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory, more than you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink!

I pee my pants!
My pants!
I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants!
I say it's water, but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize I peed my pants!

[White Josh]
Wow, I did not know it was that bad

[Greg]
Yes, wine can be fun white, rosé and red
'Till I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck

Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat! I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat!

While some can enjoy a Scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine, then they're barely awake
For me it's much different what happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then

I fly a plane, a plane! I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting, I'll fly this plane!
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from Southwest 'cause I try to fly planes!

Everybody!

[All Men, except Greg]
He has sex with a bush, a bush!
He has sex with a bush!

[Greg]
That wasn't a woman?

[All Men, except Greg]
No it was a bush!
It had twigs and leaves 'cause it was a bush!

[Greg]
That's where that scar comes from!

[All Men, except Greg]
From sexing a bush!

But he's breaking the cycle and making a push!
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat
And Southwest and Jim's truck

[HECTOR]
And my car

[White Josh]
My car too!

[All Men]
And a bush!

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• California Christmastime
• Clean Up On Aisle 4
• Cold Showers
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
• Dear Joshua Felix Chan
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• Don’t Settle For Me
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• Elated Vagina Metaphor
• Eleven O’clock
• End Of The Movie (Reprise)
• Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
• Etta Mae’s Lament
• Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
• Face Your Fears (Reprise)
• Farewell, Fair Mustache
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
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• Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
• Flooded With Justice
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• Forget It
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• Gettin' Bi
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• Greg’s Drinking Song
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• Having a Few People Over
• Heavy Boobs
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• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
• His Status Is... Preferred
• Horny Angry Tango
• How To Clean Up
• Hungry Vagina Metaphor
• I Could If I Wanted To
• I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
• I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
• I Gave You a UTI
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• I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
• I Hate Everything But You
• I Have Friends
• I Have Friends (Demo)
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• I'm The Villain In My Own Story
• I’m In a Sexy French Depression
• I’m Just a Boy In Love
• I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
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• I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
• I’ve Always Never Believed in You
• I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
• If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
• It Was A Shit Show
• Itchy Vagina Metaphor
• JAP Battle
• Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
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• Let's Generalize About Men
• Let's Have Intercourse
• Love Kernels
• Love’s Not a Game
• Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
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• Ping Pong Girl
• Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
• Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
• Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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• Scary Scary Sexy Lady
• Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
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• Settle For Me (Reprise)
• Sex With a Stranger
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• The Buzzing From The Bathroom
• The Cringe
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• The Math Of Love Quadrangles
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• The Miracle Of Birth
• The Moment Is Me
• The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
• The Tick Tock Clock
• There’s No Bathroom
• This Is My Movement
• This Session Is Going To Be Different
• This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
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• Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
• Time to Seize the Day
• Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
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• Triceratops Ballet
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• We Tapped That Ass
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• West Covina (Final Reprise)
• West Covina (Reprise)
• West Covina (Second Reprise)
• West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
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• What’ll It Be?
• What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
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• Where's Rebecca Bunch?
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• You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
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