I Gave You a UTI letra

[Greg]
What's that burnin' feelin'
Every time you pee?
Well, that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you
A UTI!
Yeah, I gave you
A UTI!

My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try
I gave you a UTI!

[Rebecca]
Okay, so it's not really a comment
On the quality of the sex as much
As a lot of sex has been happening
And there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria

[Greg]
Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you!
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I put them through!

C'mon, sing with me!

[Rebecca]
No, I'm not gonna do that

[Greg]
I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!
Yeah, I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!

I'm so good at sex
Your maidenship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class
I'll pay the cancellation fee because
I know a lot of times
You have to book the specific bike in advance
Anyway

I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!
Not an STD
No STDs!
Just to clarify

If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI?
This guy!
I gave you a UT
I gave you a UT
I gave you
A U
T
I!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Letras

• (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
• A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
• A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
• After Everything You Made Me do
• Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
• Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
• Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
• Back In Action
• Buttload Of Cats
• California Christmastime
• Clean Up On Aisle 4
• Cold Showers
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
• Dear Joshua Felix Chan
• Don't Be a Lawyer
• Don’t Settle For Me
• Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
• Duh!
• Elated Vagina Metaphor
• Eleven O’clock
• End Of The Movie (Reprise)
• Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
• Etta Mae’s Lament
• Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
• Face Your Fears (Reprise)
• Farewell, Fair Mustache
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
• Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
• First Penis I Saw
• Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
• Flooded With Justice
• Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
• Forget It
• Friendtopia
• George’s Turn
• Get Your Ass Out Of My House
• Gettin' Bi
• Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
• Greg’s Drinking Song
• Group Hang
• Group Hang [Demo]
• Having a Few People Over
• Heavy Boobs
• Hello, Nice To Meet You
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
• Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
• His Status Is... Preferred
• Horny Angry Tango
• How To Clean Up
• Hungry Vagina Metaphor
• I Could If I Wanted To
• I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
• I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
• I Gave You a UTI
• I Give Good Parent
• I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
• I Hate Everything But You
• I Have Friends
• I Have Friends (Demo)
• I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
• I Want to Be a Child Star
• I'm a Good Person
• I'm The Villain In My Own Story
• I’m In a Sexy French Depression
• I’m Just a Boy In Love
• I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
• I’m So Good At Yoga
• I’m So Happy 4 U
• I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
• I’ve Always Never Believed in You
• I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
• If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
• It Was A Shit Show
• Itchy Vagina Metaphor
• JAP Battle
• Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
• Let Me Be in Your Show
• Let's Generalize About Men
• Let's Have Intercourse
• Love Kernels
• Love’s Not a Game
• Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
• Makey Makeover
• Man Nap
• Maybe I’m Just Broken
• Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
• Maybe This Dream
• My Friend’s Dad
• My Sperm Is Healthy
• No One Else Is Singing My Song
• Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
• Oh My God I Think I Like You
• One Indescribable Instant
• One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
• Our Twisted Fate
• Period Sex
• Ping Pong Girl
• Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
• Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
• Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
• Remember That We Suffered
• Research Me Obsessively
• Romantic Moments
• Santa Ana Wind
• Scary Scary Sexy Lady
• Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
• Settle For Her
• Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
• Settle For Me (Reprise)
• Sex With a Stranger
• Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
• Slow Motion
• Slow Motion (Reprise)
• So Maternal
• Sports Analogies
• Strip Away My Conscience
• Stuck In The Bathroom
• The Buzzing From The Bathroom
• The Cringe
• The Darkness
• The End Of The Movie
• The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
• The Math Of Love Quadrangles
• The Math of Love Triangles
• The Miracle Of Birth
• The Moment Is Me
• The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
• The Tick Tock Clock
• There’s No Bathroom
• This Is My Movement
• This Session Is Going To Be Different
• This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
• Thought Bubbles
• Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
• Time to Seize the Day
• Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
• Trent Is Getting Ready Song
• Triceratops Ballet
• We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
• We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
• We Tapped That Ass
• We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
• West Covina (Final Reprise)
• West Covina (Reprise)
• West Covina (Second Reprise)
• West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
• What a Rush to Be a Bride
• What U Missed While U Were Popular
• What's Your Story?
• What’ll It Be?
• What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
• Where Is The Rock?
• Where's Rebecca Bunch?
• Where’s the Bathroom?
• Who’s The New Guy?
• Without Love You Can Save The World
• Women Gotta Stick Together
• You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
• You Go First
• You Stupid Bitch
• You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
• You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)